Answering Anna’s Facebook messages and having to refer to myself in the third person doesn’t seem quite right.
Siobhan is ace because I gave her my facebook password and she won an argument for me. (It’s cool because she should’ve been involved in the first place.) Except she should’ve gone on a side rant about how awesome she is because it would have been true.
Me: Send me cute things!
You: Sends me image of thousands and thousands of spider descending on Lotso and tearing him into tiny pieces gleefully.
How do you not know who Flounder is? Hes the yellow and blue fish in The Little Mermaid. Eventually I’m going to get around to teaching you about the Disney princess films. You did not jump off a table. You stepped off a chairafterwejumpedoffthetable
I said you guys attempted to make me jump. So really, I succeeded and you didn’t… Your dad would be proud of me
Draw a selfie: Here we can witness my beautiful hair which, whatever way I dry it, still flicks only to the left
Name three things you like about yourself: (you know this is my least favourite thing, you poop)
Nearest printed material etc: This was the most heartbreaking bit of the trilogy and I almost cried again writing this out so I hope you’re happy (now that you’ve chosen this).
The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story. I don’t really get embarrassed you know that! I literally can’t think of one right now. Especially one that you don’t know. Although, cast your memory back to this (probably the thing I’m most embarrassed by at this point in time)
(I’m sorry for the terrible story.)
Describe a recent nightmare or dream:
I was in my home church, and I think I’ve told you this, but there was a bell ringing demonstration going on, and the vicar wanted to get a small child to have a go, and I was the only one who could see that this was a bad idea, but was too shy to articulate this, so the girl (who was about 5) pulled the ropes (which weren’t in the safe mode) and was still holding on when the rope went up. She was lifted into the air and smashed against the ceiling, where she let go and fell to her death. I could have prevented it by being less shy, but I didn’t.
Pocahontas: (fun fact, my first choice name for Patrick was Pocahontas. My parents weren’t on board with the idea, although Pocahontas Thomas has a certain ring to it, I feel)
Something I have taught someone. Apart from quite a lot of maths, I don’t know. Although I like to think that I have taught the Brownies a little bit of feminism, (but the good kind) because a lot of them have the wrong idea of what girls can and can’t do, and you know the sort of thing I disagree with. Actually, I’ve taught the Brownies a fair bit, although the majority of it is games.
Ariel:
I belong in Brighton with my fam. I belong with all my friends in Brighton, although not all at the same time. I belong in the theatre with you. I belong at Ryan’s. I also belong in my home church, where so many people love me. (These are the places I feel safest.)
Flounder: (who’s Flouder? I’ve never heard of this character?)
Siobhan I’m scared of everything. Remember when you and Anand tried to make me jump off the table when we lived in halls and it was horrible? I’m also scared of graduating, because of the real world.
Loserville
Nominated for Best New Musical
Disney animator Heidi Gilbert recently put together this original animatic based on the Wicked musical in an attempt to see about having it done as an animated movie.
DO ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS THING OF BEAUTY SINCE IT WAS TAKEN OFF OF YOUTUBE????????
indecisivevaljean replied to your post: indecisivevaljean replied to your post:…
Dear Siobhan: PLEASE GO SEE SPAMALOT, I ACTUALLY DIDN’T THINK I’D LIKE IT AT ALL BUT I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE WOOOOW WHAT A SPLENDID CAST! AND JON ROBYNS IS IN IT AND HE’S REALLY, REALLY SWELL. /sales pitch for ya.
indecisivevaljean replied to your post: indecisivevaljean replied to your post: I owe…
HAVE YOU SEEN SPAMALOT YET?! (AGAIN) :p
Not yet, I’m trying to convince Siobh but she’s not really on board with that one and I’m not sure why. But I do really want to go! Maybe it’ll be my birthday show, because then she has to come :) Or I can find someone else to come with me but I can’t cheat one her
We have, however, booked four shows this week: Peter and Alice, Hamlet the musical, Les Mis (it’s seriously an addiction with that show) and Dorothy In Oz.
Sierra Boggess (as Javert) performs “Stars” from Les Misérables at MCC Theater’s Miscast - 3.4.13
annaandbanana replied to your post: why is no one else concerned that kelloggs…
can you please elaborate on this story?
ok ok right well back in the Olden Days or whenever, everyone thought masturbation made you mentally ill (no) or give you other illnesses
and this guy called Mr Kellogg was like weirdly obsessed with getting boys to stop masturbating because he thought they’d die or something and he was also like really awful and advised mutilation and stuff to stop girls and boys touching themselves
anyway they thought that certain foods would prevent people from wanting to masturbate if they were plain and boring and made you ~strong or something, hence him inventing kelloggs cornflakes! boom a major cereal company that was primarily made to stop people from masturbating
weird am i right
I feel I should stop eating cornflakes just in case now. But seriously, that’s bizarre
hahaha i don’t think they actually prevent anything, mr kellogg was just silly. they actually thought some foods “excited the blood” (such as candy, eggs and pork) so he made cornflakes boring as all fuck because they were meant to “calm the blood” and prevent masturbation
the more u know
Hahaha ‘excited the blood’ better watch out I had an omelette for lunch. this is one of the silliest things I’ve heard in a while (and I didn’t actually believe it, just so you know :p)
annaandbanana replied to your post: why is no one else concerned that kelloggs…
can you please elaborate on this story?
ok ok right well back in the Olden Days or whenever, everyone thought masturbation made you mentally ill (no) or give you other illnesses
and this guy called Mr Kellogg was like weirdly obsessed with getting boys to stop masturbating because he thought they’d die or something and he was also like really awful and advised mutilation and stuff to stop girls and boys touching themselves
anyway they thought that certain foods would prevent people from wanting to masturbate if they were plain and boring and made you ~strong or something, hence him inventing kelloggs cornflakes! boom a major cereal company that was primarily made to stop people from masturbating
weird am i right
I feel I should stop eating cornflakes just in case now. But seriously, that’s bizarre
jemma19 replied to your post: indecisivevaljean replied to your post: Ok here’s…
Go for it! Earrings are great, they’re the only jewelry I really wear.
Siobhan thinks (and let’s be honest, she has a point) that my naturally lazy personality will get pissed off with having to wear earrings everyday. And I can see that happening. I’m not a massive fan of effort
Me and Siobhan have almost 5000 messages in facebook chat, 3000 texts since I got my new phone, and quite a large number of tumblr asks, and a good 90% of them are discussing food
the best friends are the friends who interrupt important conversations to tell you you’re getting a spot
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